Saturday, October 2, 2010

Birthday Special: Robbed by Roberts

   There is a thief who roams the hoods of South Orem and everyday steals something from everyone around her. The thing she seeks no one wants, but everyone deals with it during their struggles of failed math tests or the hundredth time your smokin' hot crush walks by without recognizing your existence. The simple fact is all of us have endured hardships, therefore in our hearts and minds we begin to build up a supply of negativity.
   This creature of the night shines so bright with happiness and innocence that magical hands collect every one's negativity around her and turn it into an uplifting rhythm of joy and smiles. This good witch is called many positive names, but most of us call her Kelsey Roberts.
   I remember the first time I experienced her calming effects nearly two years ago. I was heading over to the hottest and baddest party in town, blinded by the flashing lights of a rotating disco ball and being subjected to appropriate, yet classy, selections from the hit list... I was prepared for a wild night. Making this party rock was me and the rest of my stake dressed in an array of modest costumes. I just happened to be a talented California Raisin ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_California_Raisins), while Roberts dominated the cowgirl look. We danced it up, I knew it was meant to be.
   Showtime did have a relationship with Roberts, but unfortunately that Showtime was immature, indecisive, and most importantly not as good looking or as funny. It ended. As always, she was great with her creative word searches and amazing stories. Between me being selfish or just unable to understand my emotions, I didn't make my ninth grade love story happen.
   Because of it though, I was able to meet two fantastic ladies. Once again those emotions burst into the scene, the only message I got was abandon ship.  It's taken sometime, but I'm closer to understanding and embracing my complex emotions.
   Ripping my mind from the past and experiencing the present, I've been so happy to spend some great nights with the gang. This gang is full of unbelievable people, especially Roberts. I often call this group my team because we all have a common goal to have a fantastic time! This day Kelsey Roberts is MVP of my team or any other team! Let's continue to celebrate our anniversary of a solid and super fun friendship!


Kelsey Roberts is always welcome in Showtime's Palace!
  

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